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Cum ar arata un RTS adevarat?

March 28, 2008 | 0 comentarii

Din cand in cand sarpele ludic ma musca si imi aduc aminte in ce domeniu am facut primii pasi in presa. Si cat am ironizat cliseele si frectia la joystick-ul de lemn ce insoteau destule jocuri. Ei bine, tipul asta vorbeste pe limba mea si viseaza niste chestii faine pentru genul RTS. Spicuim si apoi ii dam cuvantul:

  • Every war sim has a “Fog of War” that obscures the map in darkness until units scout the landscape. Well, I want a hazy, brown “Fog of Bullshit” layer below that.
  • I want those awesome rooted monsters from Starcraft that wait until the enemy gets close and then launch tentacles up their asses. Just think of how demoralizing that would have to be.
  • I want to lose 200 public-support points because, in a war where 8,000 units have been lost, one of my Mutalisks happened to be caught on video accidentally eating one clergyman. Then, later, my destruction of an entire enemy city will go unnoticed because the Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball championship went into overtime.

Si preferata mea:

  • I want fat, left-wing documentarians carefully editing the only the most incriminating footage, countered only by low-IQ country music singers crooning my praises while in American flag-colored cowboy hats.

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